Posts Tagged ‘ Sam Adams ’

THIS JUST IN!!!
featuring Salvia Darling

03/23/2010
By Salvia Darling
THIS JUST IN!!!featuring Salvia Darling

This just in! the Mayor could stand to lose some weight! The Mayor was spotted recently at a Jenny Craig seminar, and was thought to be there to rally support in the overweight female community, Adams-haters. Just before this photo was taken, he asked the Ladies of Craig if his pants...

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Drama in the Office

03/22/2010
By Henry Oh
Drama in the Office

Rumor has it drama is spreading across the portland art scene, spreading like a thick buttery substance that often gets spread over the mountainous ripples of my backside. If rumors are true then soon Portland could be witness to it’s own cosmic implosion of artistic butt cheese. Recently while heading up from the basement...

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On Your Level

02/07/2010
By Art Jeanyus
On Your Level

Art Jeanyus here, back from a world-wide expedition to bring you the latest (and not so latest) news on what’s happening out there in the past, present, and by way of my telepathic powers, the future. I’ve been on what you would call a hiatus ( sorry, I mean gone from work ) and...

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THIS JUST IN! with Salvia Darling

01/28/2010
By Salvia Darling
THIS JUST IN! with Salvia Darling

THIS JUST IN! Being an artist is hard. I’m talking to you guys out there, you “Art ” that are always carrying on about how things are not or . You are right, but if you think as an artist is hard, check out...

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Sobering Thoughts with Tan Peluski

01/28/2010
By Tan Peluski
Sobering Thoughts with Tan Peluski

Wow, folks. The Man About Town got hit hard this morning. Got a phone call from the doctor. Seems old Tanus Peluski here is exactly one shot of whiskey short of a brain hemorrhage. “The next drop will kill you instantly,” is the way he put it. Now, I don’t know about you guys,...

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Fieden and that Fennedy guy that retired……

12/06/2009
By Tan Peluski
Fieden and that Fennedy guy that retired……

Fieden & Fennedy!!!! Oh seriously I’m having a pancretic reaction……….  Someone call a nurse!!! Really now Andy Warhol died a long time ago right? Seriously so did Steve Rubell…. Right? No They live on in Dan wieden’s dreams with Califunya!!!! Wow! It should’ve been named Califuckya! I would watch it then!!!!!!! Really I would…....

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The Illicit Fart of Murals.

10/21/2009
By Tan Peluski
The Illicit Fart of Murals.

“Exploring Matt Stangel’s Prettiest undewear.” Seriously, Tan here to talk about my liver, no really my liver and how it felt after I drank myself silly just to finish Matt Stangel’s article on the prettiest walls in Portland. prettiest walls? Matt the prettiest walls in Portland are in your bedroom painted with our love....

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Interview: John Wray

04/20/2009
By Tan Peluski
Interview: John Wray

Hey folks! Man About Town here, and dear God my liver is killing me. Despite my doctor's threats of violence if I leave my bed today, I am sitting here with none other than Portland’s own John Wray, an amazing artist and one of pinball's true heros. This is one guy you don't want...

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Welcome: That Not Nice!

04/14/2009
By Baby
Welcome: That Not Nice!

[robot: today after an advertisement for our fledgling little publication was posted on craigslist, some people took time out of their busy days to visit our website and posted their reactions back on craigslist. apparently they were unaware that they can say whatever they want here. anyhow, we sent our resident craigslist correspondent, Baby,...

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