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Blockbuster Artist Trade Finalized! Elliott Sends Kraft to Haberman in Exchange for a Sincere Compliment
The Portland art scene was rudely awakened from a Pabst Blue Ribbon induced slumber early this morning by a shocking development that has insiders scratching their heads in disbelief: Steve Elliott has traded Charlie Alan Kraft to Chris Haberman in exchange for one sincere compliment. The Bad News Bears are no… »
Drama in the Office
Rumor has it drama is spreading across the portland art scene, spreading like a thick buttery substance that often gets spread over the mountainous ripples of my backside. If rumors are true then soon Portland could be witness to it’s own cosmic implosion of artistic butt cheese.
Recently while heading up from the basement of well… »
“The Hot Box Gallery”
Oh seriously now, Tan here and I’m recovering from a week long bing on the drink so excuse my bad typing! Please my ex wife did and that’s how I skipped out of alimony… Oh seriously! So you’re living in Portland and wondering what to do when the first Thursday of the month comes next… »
On Your Level
Art Jeanyus here, back from a world-wide expedition to bring you the latest (and not so latest) news on what’s happening out there in the past, present, and by way of my telepathic powers, the future. I’ve been on what you would call a hiatus ( sorry, I mean gone from work ) and I’ve… »
Man About Town with Cathie Joy Young!
Man About Town, Tan Peluskie here. Seriously sobriety is hurtign me more and more each day. My liver screams into my gentiles and then I was taken from my paint with a moderate sigh of relief. Not relief from pain though as I immediately came across some images that not only caused me pain, oh… »
The Illicit Fart of Murals.
“Exploring Matt Stangel’s Prettiest undewear.”
Seriously, Tan here to talk about my liver, no really my liver and how it felt after I drank myself silly just to finish Matt Stangel’s article on the prettiest walls in Portland. prettiest walls? Matt the prettiest walls in Portland are in your bedroom painted with our love. Oh seriously…. »
Ben Pink NO LONGER OWES ME MONEY, part 1
In what can only be described as a STUNNING COINCIDENCE, Ben Pink no longer owes me money. Shortly after I ran the original article Ben Pink OWES ME MONEY, the man himself got in touch with me. “I will be at the gallery Thursday, and will have a check for you then.” Give it a… »
People Will Talk @ Launchpad
I was working my way down a popular Portland street hung over and worn out from the hard nasty I gave some hot guy in an alley and honey let me tell you that nasty was… mmmmmmm. good for me and him. Afterwards, sweeties, I went lookin’ for something just as sweet for my eyes…… »
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