Posts Tagged ‘ Chris Haberman ’

Orin Starr, Citizens Ashamed of The Nest

05/18/2011
By Hot Shit
Local activist and Lesbian swinger Orin Starr leading a parade of anti-rude bingo protesters outside of local bar "The Nest" in Portland, Oregon.

When most people think of bars in Portland Oregon good times and good beer come to mind. Even The Nest, Alberta street’s hot-spot for local well dressed liberals such as Orin Starr has been known for it’s comfortable atmosphere, cheap beer, and loud music set against a backdrop of fine rotating artwork curated by...

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Portland City Art (.org) CONCEDES

09/07/2010
By robot
concession speech photo

In what will go down as one of the longest and ugliest battles the Art Scene has ever known, John Graeter of Portland City Art (.org) has made it official tonight: his non-profit group is throwing in the towel. Portland City Art (.com) is victorious. Before we get to the festivities (which have been...

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Blockbuster Artist Trade Finalized! Elliott Sends Kraft to Haberman in Exchange for a Sincere Compliment

04/22/2010
By OFFICIAL REPORT
Blockbuster Artist Trade Finalized! Elliott Sends Kraft to Haberman in Exchange for a Sincere Compliment

The Portland art scene was rudely awakened from a Pabst Blue Ribbon induced slumber early this morning by a shocking development that has insiders scratching their heads in disbelief: Steve Elliott has traded Charlie Alan Kraft to Chris Haberman in exchange for one sincere compliment. The Bad News Bears are no more.

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Drama in the Office

03/22/2010
By Henry Oh
Drama in the Office

Rumor has it drama is spreading across the portland art scene, spreading like a thick buttery substance that often gets spread over the mountainous ripples of my backside. If rumors are true then soon Portland could be witness to it’s own cosmic implosion of artistic butt cheese. Recently while heading up from the basement...

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On Your Level

02/07/2010
By Art Jeanyus
On Your Level

Art Jeanyus here, back from a world-wide expedition to bring you the latest (and not so latest) news on what’s happening out there in the past, present, and by way of my telepathic powers, the future. I’ve been on what you would call a hiatus ( sorry, I mean gone from work ) and...

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Man About Town with Cathie Joy Young!

01/29/2010
By Tan Peluski
Man About Town with Cathie Joy Young!

Man About Town, Tan Peluskie here. Seriously sobriety is hurtign me more and more each day. My liver screams into my gentiles and then I was taken from my paint with a moderate sigh of relief. Not relief from pain though as I  immediately came across some images that not only caused me pain,...

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The Illicit Fart of Murals.

10/21/2009
By Tan Peluski
The Illicit Fart of Murals.

“Exploring Matt Stangel’s Prettiest undewear.” Seriously, Tan here to talk about my liver, no really my liver and how it felt after I drank myself silly just to finish Matt Stangel’s article on the prettiest walls in Portland. prettiest walls? Matt the prettiest walls in Portland are in your bedroom painted with our love....

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Ben Pink NO LONGER OWES ME MONEY, part 1

04/18/2009
By Bad Habits
Ben Pink NO LONGER OWES ME MONEY, part 1

In what can only be described as a STUNNING COINCIDENCE, Ben Pink no longer owes me money. Shortly after I ran the original article Ben Pink OWES ME MONEY, the man himself got in touch with me. "I will be at the gallery Thursday, and will have a check for you then." Give it...

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People Will Talk @ Launchpad

04/18/2009
By Bosom Bunny
People Will Talk @ Launchpad

I was working my way down a popular Portland street hung over and worn out from the hard nasty I gave some hot guy in an alley and honey let me tell you that nasty was... mmmmmmm. good for me and him. Afterwards, sweeties, I went lookin' for something just as sweet for my...

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