The World According to Vegan

C.O.C.K. G.A.G. Event Brings Portland Artists and Animal Rights Together At Last

10/05/2011
By Hippie Jesus
Hippie Jesus has been a raw, macrobiotic vegan since before he was born.

In the world of animal rights, no organization has done more for the plight of non-human animals than C.O.C.K. (Compassion Over Cruelty and Killing). As the world’s most perfect and pure vegan, I only support non-profit organizations whose message is for animal rights not animal welfare. If you don’t know the difference, then you’re...

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The Hippy Jesus is totally gay for the Dalai Lama

06/18/2010
By Hippie Jesus
The Hippy Jesus is totally gay for the Dalai Lama

The other day while I was hanging out in my tree house on Hawthorne, I overheard some teenagers having a disgusting conversation. I believe these teenagers identified with what I’ve heard is called the “emo” subculture as they all had extremely feminine haircuts and tight pants. One teenage boy said to his friend, “If...

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Babies: Give Vegan a Chance, No a REAL Chance.

03/27/2010
By Hippie Jesus
Babies: Give Vegan a Chance, No a REAL Chance.

Would you spit in your babies mouth? No, you would not.

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The World According to Vegan

03/15/2010
By Hippie Jesus
The World According to Vegan

I decided that it was high time that somebody came forward and talked about the real reason we all become vegans: to be better people, better than flesh eaters and thus better than nearly everyone we know.

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