Man About Town

Man About Town!

03/22/2010
By Tan Peluski
Man About Town!

‘The Mystery of the Dirty Underwear” Oh seriously!  Dirty Underwear! I love dirty Underwear! What about dirty Underwood. Oh really now, no not the country singer but the country singee in my pants.. Really now. I was taking my eveing bath. Oh for real now evening bath…Can I laugh out loud! LOL! There we...

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The Peluski Position…..”Ex Wives”

02/28/2010
By Tan Peluski
The Peluski Position…..”Ex Wives”

Seriously now! This is “OH MY LIVER!” My ex wife just called….. Seriously I just started writing this and she called….. She must have found out about Taffy Fawn… Taffy, really I don’t mean to blow the whole Jesus rescued me thing….. Seriously I had to tell her…. She was angry and that’s an...

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Man About Town: Alberta Street Controversy

02/25/2010
By Tan Peluski
Man About Town: Alberta Street Controversy

Good riddance, and a big thank you to Tan Peluski for letting me write his column. He has been ill, but sends his best. Important things await me this evening. Dinner with Vera Katz followed by a waxing and if we’re lucky a little horseback. Ha, I just realized that later tonight I’m going...

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“The Peluski Position”

02/07/2010
By Tan Peluski
“The Peluski Position”

Oh seriously another Peluski position! This is as awesome as my ex wife actualy removing here dentures before giving me a blow job, oh seriously she’s never doen that but an old man can dream and seriously I have. We all Tan here ” Man About Town has been around town and I can’t...

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Man About Town with Cathie Joy Young!

01/29/2010
By Tan Peluski
Man About Town with Cathie Joy Young!

Man About Town, Tan Peluskie here. Seriously sobriety is hurtign me more and more each day. My liver screams into my gentiles and then I was taken from my paint with a moderate sigh of relief. Not relief from pain though as I  immediately came across some images that not only caused me pain,...

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Sobering Thoughts with Tan Peluski

01/28/2010
By Tan Peluski
Sobering Thoughts with Tan Peluski

Wow, folks. The Man About Town got hit hard this morning. Got a phone call from the doctor. Seems old Tanus Peluski here is exactly one shot of whiskey short of a brain hemorrhage. “The next drop will kill you instantly,” is the way he put it. Now, I don’t know about you guys,...

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Fieden and that Fennedy guy that retired……

12/06/2009
By Tan Peluski
Fieden and that Fennedy guy that retired……

Fieden & Fennedy!!!! Oh seriously I’m having a pancretic reaction……….  Someone call a nurse!!! Really now Andy Warhol died a long time ago right? Seriously so did Steve Rubell…. Right? No They live on in Dan wieden’s dreams with Califunya!!!! Wow! It should’ve been named Califuckya! I would watch it then!!!!!!! Really I would…....

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MY THANKSGIVING PAINTING!

11/23/2009
By Tan Peluski
MY THANKSGIVING PAINTING!

Folks! Ladies! Soon to be Ex-Wives!!! Oh! Seriously now I AM SO EXCITED! Not only because I am half way into a liter of vodka but because I have been working very hard on my new painting for the holidays…. Seriously from the most recent article here on the website you know I was...

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THE PELUSKI POSITION

10/29/2009
By Tan Peluski
THE PELUSKI POSITION

Todays Topic: “John Graeter’s Artwork” Tan: Seriously, awesome! When I had was drinking I realized all those little line you John paints over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and...

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THE PELUSKI POSITION

10/24/2009
By Tan Peluski
THE PELUSKI POSITION

Todays topic: ” Testicles ” Tan: Seriously what a great subject! Big juicy, hairy things that feel like large jelly beans hanging between the legs of men. I still have one, really but I made it huge with some “Get your only testicle huge.” pills. They work great but now I kids keep asking...

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