Everything is Great

Everything is Great: Still Standing!

By Johnson Von Motley
The positive people of Portland demand positivity, and to please them we have hired senior journalist Johnson Von Motley.

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Please Welcome: Everything is Great

By Johnson Von Motley
The positive people of Portland demand positivity, and to please them we have hired senior journalist Johnson Von Motley.

Apparently there was something like 4 or 5 people out there complaining about all the negativity found in this publication. Now, I haven’t taken the time out to read any of it, although I’m sure it’s all quite delightful, but because of this uproar Portland City Art has a new policy. From now on, there… »

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