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Occupy Portland… Poof! GONE!

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Poof! Oh hey, hope I didn’t just scare you appearing out of a sudden cloud of smoke like I just did. I’d say it won’t happen again, but that would be a lie. Here, watch… I won’t surprise you again. Poof! Now I’m gone! Poof! Now I’m back! See, I can’t help myself. Forget...

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C.O.C.K. G.A.G. Event Brings Portland Artists and Animal Rights Together At Last

10/05/2011
By Hippie Jesus
Hippie Jesus has been a raw, macrobiotic vegan since before he was born.

In the world of animal rights, no organization has done more for the plight of non-human animals than C.O.C.K. (Compassion Over Cruelty and Killing). As the world’s most perfect and pure vegan, I only support non-profit organizations whose message is for animal rights not animal welfare. If you don’t know the difference, then you’re...

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Jesse Reno Discovers Fire!

07/01/2011
By robot
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Legendary Portland artist Jesse Reno joins Salvia Darling to discuss the tragic events that led to third degree burns and thousands of dollars of property damage, as well as his feelings on fire, rocks, and aluminum cans. Reno’s artwork will be on display at The Goodfoot throughout the month of July 2011.

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Portland Craigslist: SAFE AT LAST

05/10/2011
By Robert Brian Henry
Portland Citizens for a Cleaner Craigslist

In 1995, Craig Newmark founded the classified website Craigslist with the best of intentions: to provide a safe haven for good natured Christians to exchange goods and services, arrange to meet on wholesome dates, and to announce family friendly community events. Like all righteous internet endeavors, however, it was overrun by the forces of...

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Pacific Art Collective

09/08/2010
By Hot Shit
Pacific Art Collective

Folks we just got news that the Pacific Art Collective from San Jose California has been operating under an assumed identity. Not only have they been secretly conspiring with the Soviet Government about a possible world wide artistic over throw but they have also been selling artwork at unbeatable low prices…. Ladies and Gentlemen...

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LETTERS TO TAN.

07/16/2010
By Hot Shit
LETTERS TO TAN.

Dear Tan, You may know me because I am one of your biggest fans and I am always writing you letters. Not sure why you have never responded or put one of my letters in a column but that’s o.k. I still think you’re the man. Well it’s me Josh again from Ohio and...

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The Hippy Jesus is totally gay for the Dalai Lama

06/18/2010
By Hippie Jesus
The Hippy Jesus is totally gay for the Dalai Lama

The other day while I was hanging out in my tree house on Hawthorne, I overheard some teenagers having a disgusting conversation. I believe these teenagers identified with what I’ve heard is called the “emo” subculture as they all had extremely feminine haircuts and tight pants. One teenage boy said to his friend, “If...

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TAN ON FIRE!

05/06/2010
By Hot Shit
TAN ON FIRE!

Tan Peluski and Art Jeanyus at it again! Click on image to read.

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PORTLAND CITY ART COMIC STRIP!

04/30/2010
By Hot Shit
PORTLAND CITY ART COMIC STRIP!

Tan and Art get busy with one another in a whole new light! The new Art and Tan comic strip!

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Babies: Give Vegan a Chance, No a REAL Chance.

03/27/2010
By Hippie Jesus
Babies: Give Vegan a Chance, No a REAL Chance.

Would you spit in your babies mouth? No, you would not.

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