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Babies: Give Vegan a Chance, No a REAL Chance.
Would you spit in your babies mouth? No, you would… »
On Your Level – How to keep from starving as an Artist in Portland
Hard to believe I am still here feeding you cool cats the “real deal” on such a regular basis–that means I do it a lot. Times are hard out on the streets of Portland, especially as an artist. I mean, I get it, gang. We can’t all master the bio-rhythms of eight dimensions while shaving… »
THIS JUST IN!!!
featuring Salvia Darling
This just in! the Mayor could stand to lose some weight! The Mayor was spotted recently at a Jenny Craig seminar, and was thought to be there to rally support in the overweight female community, [censored by Salvia] Adams-haters. Just before this photo was taken, he asked the Ladies of Craig if his pants made… »
Man About Town!
‘The Mystery of the Dirty Underwear”
Oh seriously! Dirty Underwear! I love dirty Underwear! What about dirty Underwood. Oh really now, no not the country singer but the country singee in my pants.. Really now. I was taking my eveing bath. Oh for real now evening bath…Can I laugh out loud! LOL! There we go, seriously… »
Ooohhh hewwoh, A Weeeaawy goooood awticle.
My name is a Ohara-Ohara-Ohara spewwed Ohara-Ohara-Ohara pwonounced Ohawa-Ohawa-Ohawa. I am witing a new cowumn fow these guys and it is going to be a weeeaaawy weeeaawy goooooooood. Me going to talk about technowogy. Fun new items that are happening in the wewold. I be taking those items and puwwing them apawt then putting them… »
The World According to Vegan
I decided that it was high time that somebody came forward and talked about the real reason we all become vegans: to be better people, better than flesh eaters and thus better than nearly everyone we… »
“The Hot Box Gallery”
Oh seriously now, Tan here and I’m recovering from a week long bing on the drink so excuse my bad typing! Please my ex wife did and that’s how I skipped out of alimony… Oh seriously! So you’re living in Portland and wondering what to do when the first Thursday of the month comes next… »
The Peluski Position…..”Ex Wives”
Seriously now! This is “OH MY LIVER!” My ex wife just called….. Seriously I just started writing this and she called…..
She must have found out about Taffy Fawn… Taffy, really I don’t mean to blow the whole Jesus rescued me thing….. Seriously I had to tell her…. She was angry and that’s an understatement I… »
Man About Town: Alberta Street Controversy
Good riddance, and a big thank you to Tan Peluski for letting me write his column. He has been ill, but sends his best. Important things await me this evening. Dinner with Vera Katz followed by a waxing and if we’re lucky a little horseback. Ha, I just realized that later tonight I’m going to… »
On Your Level
Art Jeanyus here, back from a world-wide expedition to bring you the latest (and not so latest) news on what’s happening out there in the past, present, and by way of my telepathic powers, the future. I’ve been on what you would call a hiatus ( sorry, I mean gone from work ) and I’ve… »
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Portland City News
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- Balloon Boy Family Moves To Florida
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- Rare Baby Red Pandas Make Debut
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