Politics

Orin Starr, Citizens Ashamed of The Nest

05/18/2011
By Hot Shit
Local activist and Lesbian swinger Orin Starr leading a parade of anti-rude bingo protesters outside of local bar "The Nest" in Portland, Oregon.

When most people think of bars in Portland Oregon good times and good beer come to mind. Even The Nest, Alberta street’s hot-spot for local well dressed liberals such as Orin Starr has been known for it’s comfortable atmosphere, cheap beer, and loud music set against a backdrop of fine rotating artwork curated by...

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Portland City Art (.org) CONCEDES

09/07/2010
By robot
concession speech photo

In what will go down as one of the longest and ugliest battles the Art Scene has ever known, John Graeter of Portland City Art (.org) has made it official tonight: his non-profit group is throwing in the towel. Portland City Art (.com) is victorious. Before we get to the festivities (which have been...

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John Graeter: Terrifying Photos Reveal Native Portland Legend Behind Art Scene Conspiracy

04/25/2010
By primary-source
John Graeter: Terrifying Photos Reveal Native Portland Legend Behind Art Scene Conspiracy

Portland Artists are in an UPROAR after a late night photographic unveiling of local artist John Graeter, aka the Man of Many Faces, and his alternate personas. Several witnesses and Portland city officials were shocked when creative director for the well respected nonprofit organization Portland City Art (.org) was photographed in public with his...

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Blockbuster Artist Trade Finalized! Elliott Sends Kraft to Haberman in Exchange for a Sincere Compliment

04/22/2010
By OFFICIAL REPORT
Blockbuster Artist Trade Finalized! Elliott Sends Kraft to Haberman in Exchange for a Sincere Compliment

The Portland art scene was rudely awakened from a Pabst Blue Ribbon induced slumber early this morning by a shocking development that has insiders scratching their heads in disbelief: Steve Elliott has traded Charlie Alan Kraft to Chris Haberman in exchange for one sincere compliment. The Bad News Bears are no more.

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Man About Town: Alberta Street Controversy

02/25/2010
By Tan Peluski
Man About Town: Alberta Street Controversy

Good riddance, and a big thank you to Tan Peluski for letting me write his column. He has been ill, but sends his best. Important things await me this evening. Dinner with Vera Katz followed by a waxing and if we’re lucky a little horseback. Ha, I just realized that later tonight I’m going...

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“The Peluski Position”

02/07/2010
By Tan Peluski
“The Peluski Position”

Oh seriously another Peluski position! This is as awesome as my ex wife actualy removing here dentures before giving me a blow job, oh seriously she’s never doen that but an old man can dream and seriously I have. We all Tan here ” Man About Town has been around town and I can’t...

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THE PELUSKI POSITION

10/29/2009
By Tan Peluski
THE PELUSKI POSITION

Todays Topic: “John Graeter’s Artwork” Tan: Seriously, awesome! When I had was drinking I realized all those little line you John paints over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and...

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THE PELUSKI POSITION

10/24/2009
By Tan Peluski
THE PELUSKI POSITION

Todays topic: ” Testicles ” Tan: Seriously what a great subject! Big juicy, hairy things that feel like large jelly beans hanging between the legs of men. I still have one, really but I made it huge with some “Get your only testicle huge.” pills. They work great but now I kids keep asking...

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THE PELUSKI POSITION

10/21/2009
By Tan Peluski
THE PELUSKI POSITION

Tan Peluski digs deep into the underbelly of Portland’s Art Scene to bring you the latest dirt as often as his doctor allows. Todays topic: ” Homosexuality “ Tan: Seriously, poke me with a semi hard object in the you know what! Oh really now Homos are great! I love to play with my...

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