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Jason Brown’s Emergency Facial Hair Removal Procedure

By primary-source

Goodfoot Bar in Turmoil!!!
Sources have confirmed that Jason Brown (Goodfoot bar operator, music and art venue coordinator) is set to receive emergency hair removal treatment at Legacy Emanuel Hospital in NE Portland this weekend for an ongoing problem he has had with tremendous uncontrollable facial hair growth.
According to friends and family Jason has been… »

“The Hot Box Gallery”

By Tan Peluski

Oh seriously now, Tan here and I’m recovering from a week long bing on the drink so excuse my bad typing! Please my ex wife did and that’s how I skipped out of alimony… Oh seriously! So you’re living in Portland and wondering what to do when the first Thursday of the month comes next… »

Man About Town: Alberta Street Controversy

By Tan Peluski

Good riddance, and a big thank you to Tan Peluski for letting me write his column. He has been ill, but sends his best. Important things await me this evening. Dinner with Vera Katz followed by a waxing and if we’re lucky a little horseback. Ha, I just realized that later tonight I’m going to… »

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By AnandaMama

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PortlandCityArt.com ROYAL RUMBLE UPDATE!

By Hot Shit
As the younger brother to the world's most famous birthday entertainer, Chuck O. Cheese has special insight into the pitfalls of fame and fortune. Now, unfortunately for our dear readers, HE IS DEAD.

After a long inner staff war with our current writers (leaving some of them limbless, some of them toothless, and one of them dead on the scene), we are proud to say that our site is back on track. As for the battle, here are some highlights from the rage of… »

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