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Pacific Art Collective

09/08/2010
By Hot Shit
Pacific Art Collective

Folks we just got news that the Pacific Art Collective from San Jose California has been operating under an assumed identity. Not only have they been secretly conspiring with the Soviet Government about a possible world wide artistic over throw but they have also been selling artwork at unbeatable low prices…. Ladies and Gentlemen...

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Portland City Art (.org) CONCEDES

09/07/2010
By robot
concession speech photo

In what will go down as one of the longest and ugliest battles the Art Scene has ever known, John Graeter of Portland City Art (.org) has made it official tonight: his non-profit group is throwing in the towel. Portland City Art (.com) is victorious. Before we get to the festivities (which have been...

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Jason Brown’s Emergency Facial Hair Removal Procedure

05/02/2010
By primary-source
Jason Brown’s Emergency Facial Hair Removal Procedure

Goodfoot Bar in Turmoil!!! Sources have confirmed that Jason Brown (Goodfoot bar operator, music and art venue coordinator) is set to receive emergency hair removal treatment at Legacy Emanuel Hospital in NE Portland this weekend for an ongoing problem he has had with tremendous uncontrollable facial hair growth. According to friends and family Jason...

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John Graeter: Terrifying Photos Reveal Native Portland Legend Behind Art Scene Conspiracy

04/25/2010
By primary-source
John Graeter: Terrifying Photos Reveal Native Portland Legend Behind Art Scene Conspiracy

Portland Artists are in an UPROAR after a late night photographic unveiling of local artist John Graeter, aka the Man of Many Faces, and his alternate personas. Several witnesses and Portland city officials were shocked when creative director for the well respected nonprofit organization Portland City Art (.org) was photographed in public with his...

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Portland City Art: Toilet Violations !!!

03/12/2010
By Disgruntled Toilet
Portland City Art: Toilet Violations !!!

The people, and entities which compromise PCA, the supposed non-profit linked to numerous sex scandals and video-tape-hijacking, have been drizzling hot steamy shit down my porcelain mouth for long enough. I’m not willing to sit through even one more second of the barrel-waisted tyrants of Portland City Art squatting down over me popping shit...

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THIS JUST IN! with Salvia Darling

11/17/2009
By Salvia Darling
THIS JUST IN! with Salvia Darling

THIS JUST IN! Portland curators have plenty of art to choose from. In the wake of our great nation’s economic , more and more people have turned to their creative talents (or lack-there-of) looking to make a buck. The market in Portland has become so with artists and their...

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Ben Pink NO LONGER OWES ME MONEY, part 1

04/18/2009
By Bad Habits
Ben Pink NO LONGER OWES ME MONEY, part 1

In what can only be described as a STUNNING COINCIDENCE, Ben Pink no longer owes me money. Shortly after I ran the original article Ben Pink OWES ME MONEY, the man himself got in touch with me. "I will be at the gallery Thursday, and will have a check for you then." Give it...

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Ben Pink OWES ME MONEY

04/13/2009
By Bad Habits
Ben Pink OWES ME MONEY

Ben Pink will have you believe that it is YOUR responsibility to make sure he pays you. Chase him down endlessly until somehow you manage to run into him. Then you gotta back him into a corner, after which you must find someone that can lift him up by his feet and shake him...

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