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LETTERS TO TAN.

By Hot Shit

Dear Tan,
You may know me because I am one of your biggest fans and I am always writing you letters. Not sure why you have never responded or put one of my letters in a column but that’s o.k. I still think you’re the man. Well it’s me Josh again from Ohio and I… »

The Hippy Jesus is totally gay for the Dalai Lama

By Hippie Jesus

The other day while I was hanging out in my tree house on Hawthorne, I overheard some teenagers having a disgusting conversation. I believe these teenagers identified with what I’ve heard is called the “emo” subculture as they all had extremely feminine haircuts and tight… »

TAN ON FIRE!

By Hot Shit

Tan Peluski and Art Jeanyus at it again!
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Jason Brown’s Emergency Facial Hair Removal Procedure

By primary-source

Goodfoot Bar in Turmoil!!!
Sources have confirmed that Jason Brown (Goodfoot bar operator, music and art venue coordinator) is set to receive emergency hair removal treatment at Legacy Emanuel Hospital in NE Portland this weekend for… »

PORTLAND CITY ART COMIC STRIP!

By Hot Shit

Tan and Art get busy with one another in a whole new light! The new Art and Tan comic… »

John Graeter: Terrifying Photos Reveal Native Portland Legend Behind Art Scene Conspiracy

By primary-source

Portland Artists are in an UPROAR after a late night photographic unveiling of local artist John Graeter, aka the Man of Many Faces, and his alternate personas.
Several witnesses and Portland city officials were shocked when… »

Blockbuster Artist Trade Finalized! Elliott Sends Kraft to Haberman in Exchange for a Sincere Compliment

By OFFICIAL REPORT

The Portland art scene was rudely awakened from a Pabst Blue Ribbon induced slumber early this morning by a shocking development that has insiders scratching their heads in disbelief: Steve Elliott has traded Charlie Alan… »

Babies: Give Vegan a Chance, No a REAL Chance.

By Hippie Jesus

Would you spit in your babies mouth? No, you would… »

On Your Level – How to keep from starving as an Artist in Portland

By Art Jeanyus

Hard to believe I am still here feeding you cool cats the “real deal” on such a regular basis–that means I do it a lot. Times are hard out on the streets of Portland, especially… »

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