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Top 5 Reasons I’m not a lesbian

01/26/2012
By Marian Adcock
Top 5 Reasons I’m not a lesbian

After I finally kicked my meth habit and divorced that ratfuck, Tan Peluski, a lot of ladies have been coming on to me in the check out line at the cigarette outlet store. Don’t get me wrong, I love tuna as much as the next bitch, but I’m not prepared to go chick’n of...

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Occupy Portland… Poof! GONE!

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Poof! Oh hey, hope I didn’t just scare you appearing out of a sudden cloud of smoke like I just did. I’d say it won’t happen again, but that would be a lie. Here, watch… I won’t surprise you again. Poof! Now I’m gone!...

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C.O.C.K. G.A.G. Event Brings Portland Artists and Animal Rights Together At Last

10/05/2011
By Hippie Jesus
Hippie Jesus has been a raw, macrobiotic vegan since before he was born.

In the world of animal rights, no organization has done more for the plight of non-human animals than C.O.C.K. (Compassion Over Cruelty and Killing). As the world’s most perfect and pure vegan, I only support non-profit organizations whose message is for animal rights not...

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Jesse Reno Discovers Fire!

07/01/2011
By robot
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Legendary Portland artist Jesse Reno joins Salvia Darling to discuss the tragic events that led to third degree burns and thousands of dollars of property damage, as well as...

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Orin Starr, Citizens Ashamed of The Nest

05/18/2011
By Hot Shit
Local activist and Lesbian swinger Orin Starr leading a parade of anti-rude bingo protesters outside of local bar "The Nest" in Portland, Oregon.

When most people think of bars in Portland Oregon good times and good beer come to mind. Even The Nest, Alberta street’s hot-spot for local well dressed liberals such...

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Portland Craigslist: SAFE AT LAST

05/10/2011
By Robert Brian Henry
Portland Citizens for a Cleaner Craigslist

In 1995, Craig Newmark founded the classified website Craigslist with the best of intentions: to provide a safe haven for good natured Christians to exchange goods and services, arrange...

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Pacific Art Collective

09/08/2010
By Hot Shit
Pacific Art Collective

Folks we just got news that the Pacific Art Collective from San Jose California has been operating under an assumed identity. Not only have they been secretly conspiring with...

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Portland City Art (.org) CONCEDES

09/07/2010
By robot
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In what will go down as one of the longest and ugliest battles the Art Scene has ever known, John Graeter of Portland City Art (.org) has made it...

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Matthew Haggett has MUTANT BABIES!

09/01/2010
By OFFICIAL REPORT
Matthew Haggett has MUTANT BABIES!

Local Portland artist Matthew Haggett… or is it Haggerty?… What was I saying? Oh right, Matthew Haggett has mutant babies! His mutant children were found nestled together with their...

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